swanking


underwater w-nking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies
“hey arthur, i was sw-nking with addison earlier & i sp-nked on a trouts face”
were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his p-n-s about.
nick: hey sam what do you call it where you m-st-rb-t- angrily and pull your p-n-s in all diffrent directions?
sam: sw-nking.. nick… sw-nking..
v. a reference to hilary sw-nk, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing
im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some sw-nking to do
a mix of w-nking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.
bily was sqanking in the bathroom

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