when your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it’s a spider in your bed crawling on you.
i almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.
- jew gassing
when your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. enough gas to kill off jews in m-ss quant-ties. dan: “dude, sally totally pulled a jew g-ssing on me last night.” john:”woah man, mary did that to me last week after we ate chipotle!”
- burch sisters
when you can get with not only one but two girls and they are trashy sisters. where were you last night? dude i was getting with the burch sisters.
never read old messages #nrom never read old messages #nrom
- bird starch
a fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her -n-lhole waiting for the man to younger it out wow baby u getting that bird starch out good a fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her -n-lhole waiting for the man to younger it out […]
- guac on my cock
when you vomit while giving a bl-w j-b. last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my c-ck.