sweaty sammy
the act of using the sweat of your hands as lube to m-st-rb-t-, or some one else could can do it for you. when you don’t have any lube.
person one: how was your weekend?
person two: man it was amazing, i got the best sweaty sammy from my girlfriend.
person one: you’re lucky, i wish my girlfriend would give me that.
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