Swedish Bagel


a s-xual encounter that occurs when you get sloppy seconds and you use the first guys creampie (he left it, so he wont need it anyway.) as lubrication for the female recipiant’s -n-s.
“hey, francine.”
“yes, jack?”
“since charles just got done, i was wondering if i could interest you in a swedish bagel.”

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