Swedish Cordon Bleu


when one s-xual partner gets on all fours and puts their -ss in the air stretching out their -sshole and the other s-xual partner squats on top and takes a dump inside the others -sshole.
last night james gave me the swedish cordon bleu, i think i tasted his dinner.

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