Swedish Sweat-house
the delicious act of a woman’s fart while driving on a road trip, sleeping in the backseat of a car. after a diet of mcdonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner…smell being vulgar enough to wake the dead. causing the driver to lose conscienceless and spin of the road killing the all the p-ssengers.
dear g-d did we pick up a dead rotting homeless man???….oh nevermind that was erika with another swedish sweat-house. guess thats it for us -crash-
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