sweenis
when working out and getting soo sweety even your d-ck is sweatting
“i just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!”
noun- when something is so sweet, it’s probably a p-n-s.
gemma- i’ve got great b–bs!
kyle- really?
gemma- absolutely!
kyle- sweenis, yo.
sweenis is a loud mouth sailor with a r-t-rded looking jaw.
sweenis is on a j-ppering rampage today, somebody get the duct tape.
the p-n-s-shaped bulge that frequently appears when wearing a zip-front sweater. this phenomenon occurs to both s-xes.
“is that your sweenis showing, or are you just happy to see me?”
or, “suzy, pull down your shirt, you’ve got a serious sweenis showing.”
when your sweatpants make a bulge that could be mistaken for a p-n-s.
ben: hey liz, nice sweenis.
liz: errrrrmotherrrrr.
a sweedish p-n-s.
look at bubba’s huge sweenis, it the hairest one eyed monster i’ve ever seen.
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