Sweet Blowjobby Metal
(noun) der. from “metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet bl-wj-b”-
1.) death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman
2.) the dethalb-m
3.) dethalb-m ii
4.) metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) all seasons of metalocaplypse and all other cds produced by dethklok thereafter
1.) i just returned for the evening from the dethklok/mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet bl-wj-bby metal.
2.) even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of dethkok’s sweet bl-wj-bby metal.
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