Sweet Roll


a deliciously-sweet baked good served across all provinces of tamriel.
“let me guess… somebody stole your sweet roll?”
the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and p-n-s out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect p-n-s to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.
steve: i heard bill sweet-rolled everyone at jim’s sleepover while they were sleeping.

ziggy: eew f-ck dude. wasn’t there like 14 kids at that sleepver?

steve: yeah dude.

ziggy: bill’s f-cked up as h-ll.

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