SWEETS GOON


a sweets goon is generally anorexic due to the high intake of budget cola and low grade confectionary. a sweets goon generally appears much older than in reality due to stress of wanting sweets 24/7. sweets goons generally avoid schools because hanging around offering cr-p bon-bons or mishaped chocolate bars is a bad look. it is not uncommon to see a sweets goon being ejected from premises for apparent drug abuse whilst screaming “its only a sherbet dib dab!!” . sweets goons generally have terrible fashion sense and dress like bertie b-ssett on heroin. sweets goons often resort to petty squabbling over the last werthers original or begging for a pound coin to get 3 packets of buzz.
oh man..look at that sweets goon chasing the ice cream van

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