Sweex Man
a man that arrives at your place of work with endless amounts of goodies, places them on a desk in the middle of your office and runs before he gets squashed by the stampede
a: “oh sh-t, it’s the sweex man”
b: “yeah man, get me a mars bar”
c: “oh sh-t, this mans gonna make me fat – get me some cinnamon swirls”
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