swiss colon
a colon that regularly produces a p–py every day at the same time without fail.
like a swiss watch, a swiss colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
blair: dude, every morning you head to the john at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
mark: i’ve got a swiss colon. it arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
blair: swiss colon. it’s a gift of consistency.
mark: ja.
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