Swiss Mistress
a woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having s-x with him. the key to making her a swiss mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the mistress. the term came from business cl-ss men in zürich, switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of l-st and s-xual release.
a female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. sometimes s-x. she would be his swiss mistress.
a woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man sh-ts in her -sshole. still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her -sshole and stuffs the sh-t inside. once as much of the sh-t will go on, the man b-tt f-cks her.
me and my girlfriend did a swiss mistress last night!
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