SWM
single white male
unmarried caucasian man
swms, or scared white man syndrome, affects close to 80,000,000 middle-cl-ss, anglo-american men, and smaller populations of minorities who share the same cultural ident-ty and ses. it is characterized by an irrational obsession with home security and the safety of personal items, in addition to common symptoms of anxiety in the presence of a lower-cl-ss individuals.
common signs that a man has swms: concealed carry permits, advanced home security systems, locking the car doors when driving through lower cl-ss neighborhoods, etc.
the worst middle school ever! located in florida
-person 1- hey what do you think of s.w.m.s?
-person 2- it sucks -ss!
skinny wiener man. aka axion j
guy is 6’4″ but is a s.w.m.
short-term, ghetto saying for ‘sk-nkers watch me’
oftenly used before a sk-nk has begun, to inform fellow sk-nkers that you are about to start sk-nking.
search: sk-nking
sk-nking don #1: ‘swm!’
sk-nking don #2: ‘yes bruuuv, bust a snake!’
s-x with maya.
i want to have ‘swm’
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