swoop and tuck
when you have a raging b-n-r in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. poof, no b-n-r.
this can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
by fat the most effective of the b-n-r hiding techniques.
1. bro 1: dude i got a raging b-n-r in front of jenny the other day
bro 2: did she see it?
bro 1: nah, i pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
bro 2: you are a f-cking legend.
2. douche: the swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since i was wearing skin tight jeans.
bro: shut up, you pantsy.
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