Sylvester Equation


an equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. person using the equation must be sober.

10 – x = # of beers

where ’10’ is the maximum ‘hotness’ score a girl can recieve, ‘x’ is the score given to the girl (1-10). the subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

-note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)

guy1: hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

guy2: man, i’d give her a 4 outta 10

guy1: yea she does look pretty beat. well according to the sylvester equation i’m gunna need 6 beers before i try to get any.

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