T-boned by a semi
t-boned by a semi is a s-xual position where two people form a “t” by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpend-ckularly. the man must then enter with a semi-hard d-ck, thus making the partner “t-boned by a semi.”
“hey, why are you walking so funny today?” “i am in so much pain! i was t-boned by a semi last night!” “oh no! are you okay?” “oh yeah! it was an amazing night! hopefully i’ll be t-boned by a semi again soon.”
“got a b-tch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi.”
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