The Eldorado Steamer
a technique so complex, disgusting, and s-xy at the same time that it has been forbidden. rumors say that it involves chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.
i gave her the eldorado steamer last night. it was the most beautiful and disturbing thing i’ve ever done.
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