table envy
the feeling of jealousy you get when you are at seated around a table at some social gathering and you notice that the people seated at the other end of the table are having much more fun, talking and laughing loudly.
yeah the party was good, but during dinner i had m-ssive table envy, as i was stuck talking to aunty betty and her husband while all you guys were at the other end getting drunk and having a laugh.
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