tafkam
the manouevre of taking a ken doll (from the barbie line of dolls) and shoving it up your -ss to invoke pleasure.
look at that guy, he’s gone into that toy shop. i bet he’s going for a tafkam later.
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- homobasher
someone who insults h-m-s/gays dude your such a f-cking f-ggot go get a life u f-cking f-ggot, go suck a chode u d-ck loving treehugger.
- taint gruff
the dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones b-llsack and -n-s, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch. 1.hey you, f-g boy, go eat some taint gurff! 2.i keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.
- Take the com
this is taken from star trek and means to take command. piccard is off to deal with an evil borg queen and says to riker: “take the com number one.”
- talking bollocks
to talk about something irrelevant, or incorrect. 1. “what did you get up to last night?” “oh, just sat round a friends house talking b-ll-cks.” 2. “i was out last night and met this bloke who told me he was once an astronaut.” “woah, did you believe him?” “no, he was talking b-ll-cks”.
- tamahawked
peter griffin’s tv show, similar to punk’d. in which he hits everyone with a fish. you have just been tamahawked. yeah, that’s my show. tamahawked.