tagnut


a small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the b-mhole. can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink
girl: ” ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me b-mhole too”
lad: ” f-ck!!!! you dirty b-tch, not only do you have a hairy -rs- but its full of tagnuts”
girl: “pick em off for us then”
lad: ” get to f-ck, put your clobber back on and leave quietly before i punch your c-nt in”
particles of excrement that become entangled with -n-l hair and dry in this position.
i flipped her over to play the b-bide but her ring was sealed bu a huge tag nut.
1)fecies intagled with hair around the r-ct-m
2)a mediocre ska-core band from cambridge u.k
1)”thats wrong when you show your -rs- i can see your tagnuts”

2)”i went to go see the tagnuts last night they were tagnutty-tastic”
must be of uk origin. you all seem to know what dangleberries or klingons are. well, they’re also referred to as tag nuts. the curse of p-b-rty in every one of us.
ance, voice-wobbling, sweaty moments and wet dreams; all a delight when compared to the discomfort of acc-mulating tag-nuts in adolescence and beyond.
remanants of sh-t that clings mercilessly to the hair surrounding your -rs- crevice. often rolled into tangled b-lls through movement, hence the name ‘nut’.
i’m really glad i trimmed my -rs-, that should cut down on tagnuts.
these tagnuts are really chafing.
slang for when p–p or toilet paper sticks to the hairs on your b-tt. it can hurt a lot to pull it out.
rick howled in pain as he removed tag nuts from his pubic hairs.
the small pieces of sh-te that attach themselves to your ‘baikie’
ill need to cut these tagnuts off with a junior hacksaw

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