Tahitian Face Mask
a specific s-xual act with specifically ordered steps. when a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a sh-t on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the sh-t in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person’s face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.
i know this fecaphile i might bang. yeah i think it will really get her off if i give her a tahitian face mask.
when a man puts seran wrap on another person’s (usually a woman)face and deficates all over it.
after a buffet meal, my girlfriend said she wanted to do something unusual, i suggested a tahitian facemask. our relationship was never the same again, because she stunk
a s-xual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then saran wraps it to her face.
i took this chick home from the bar and gave her a tahitian face mask.
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