taking the wog for a dalk


dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.
example 1.
” i think my relationship is over.”
“why you say that?”
i told my wife i was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it’s tuesday tonight’s salisbury steak .”

example 2
dang man i am so bored in my relationship i am a little embarrased to say this but i’ve been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

dude i take my wog for a dalk all the time. no shame.

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