Talkeetna


a. a cute little town in alaska to visit for a week, especially in the summer. you can take airplane tours, go fishing, and do a lot of different drugs. a good place to find yourself.

b. a small town in alaska where a group of young people are trapped. they have no ap, no museums (see smithsonian), no clubbing, no concerts, and no internet. a good place to get wasted, pregnant, or bitten by mosquitoes.
“now that we’ve evacuated new orleans,” said george w. bush, “we should really do something about talkeetna.”
a great place to find drunk climbers and teenagers in cars. a place that is a party in the summer and a f-cking pit of coldness in the winter. a place where the school is sh-t, drugs are the way to go, and b-ms sleep at the baseball field. a place where if you tell one person everyone knows. a place of no secrets and plenty of hippies. a place where people come to hide from the law.
person walks into talkeetna general store: “yo, where can you buy pot?”

store clerk: “stand in the park and someone will find you.”

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