Tall Skinny Emo


while most emos are rather secluded, there is one type of emos that you just can’t ignore: the tall skinny emo.

tses are generally seen sitting in deserted hallways with their “emo” girlfriends.

at the core, tses aren’t really emo, but wish that their life was bad enough to actually be emo. so they cover it up with lots of black. lots of black.

even in the case of a dress code, tses will wear the required garment in the darkest shade possible with a black dressy shirt under.

“man i hit that emo kid into the locker!”
“what emo kid? there’s a million of ’em”
“the tall skinny emo kid”
“oh him!!”

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