Tampire
a tampire is a vampire that doesnt like hurting humans or animals… so in order to get the blood they need to survive, they suck the blood off of used tampons….
gay guy 1: hey check out that vampire… he’s suckin’ on a used tampon lol!!!
gay guy 2: lol!!! he must be a tampire!!!
a woman on her pms around halloween.
krueger: what are you going to dress up as?
jason: i don’t know if my girlfriend will let me leave, she’s usually a tampire around halloween.
krueger: haha, p-ssy.
1. a guy or woman who enjoys eating women while on thier cycle. the woman who allows this to happen to her is considered a trampire.
guy is getting ready to go downtown, girl stops him “you don’t wanna do that, um, it’s that time of the month” guy says “don’t worry, i’m a tampire”
the plural form of tampire
a tampire and all his tampire friends all called tampires
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