Tan Junkie
girls, usually ages 11-19, who spend most of their time and money baking it up at the local tan salons. usually blondes who fry their skin until they could p-ss for native americans or even african americans. however, the bleach blonde hair looks horribly unnatural with their new skin-tone.
will get skin-cancer before they can legally drink.
ironically, most don’t really care.
“dude, whatever happened to your exgirlfriend sally. she was hot”
“nah dude, she turned into a tan junkie”
“shame. she was bangin’. now she’s just a stereotypical yuppie”
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