tannenbaum
a hairy mole, usually found on the -ss of an extremely fathooker.
a herpes blister.
check out that sk-nk’s -ss, she’s got a huge tannenbaum.
her -ss is so big the only thing she’s missin’ is a tannenbaum.
don’t be hittin’ that ho, she’s got a raging tannenbaum.
i got a tannenbaum from that sk-nk hooker.
a predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
a hairy mole full of pus.
doctor, what is it? i’m afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left b-tt cheek.
what’s wrong with him? he’s just mad cuz he found out he’s got a tannenbaum.
i thought that dude was a chick until i saw his huge tannenbaum.
i popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
a person who has s-x with farm animals.
someone caught in the act of f-cking a chicken.
whoa, that tannenbaum’s f-cking a sheep.
i walked in on my little brother f-cking a chicken…he’s a total tannenbaum.
farmer: stay away from my chickens you d-mn dirty tannenbaum!!!
a predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
a hairy mole full of pus.
doctor, what is it? i’m afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left b-tt cheek.
what’s wrong with him? he’s just mad cuz he found out he’s got a tannenbaum.
i thought that dude was a chick until i saw his huge tannenbaum.
i popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
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