Tara’s Tits


in sales-related industries, nothing, zero, nil.
after talentless uk waste-of-a-good-skin tara palmer what’s-her-c-nt.

it refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
frank; “done any deals yet this week?”

dave; “no,last week i did three by wednesday, but so far this week, tara’s t-ts”.

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