---

tard ark

---

Read Also:

• tard hat

  a combination of “-ss hat” and “f-ck tard”. only use this for those who meet the requirements for both definitions. that guy wrote “i love nancy” on his nuts, took a picture, and posted it on his mysp-ce page. what a tard hat. tardhat- acting in a childish or deminished manner. as if his head […]

• TardoDanger

  a place, a thing or a person, that is completely retarted and dangerous. as jim was walking to the store to get himself a 40oz, he ran into tardodanger along the way.

• target misdirect

  s-x move used during a threesome. when two guys are double penetrating a wh-r-, one of the guy pulls out and instead of j-zzing on the wh-r-, he j-zzes on the other guy (added humor if you j-zz on the other guy’s face). while double penetrating a wh-r-, dj pulled off the target misdirect on […]

• heteromance

  when you fall in love with someone of the opposite s-x, yet have no s-xual attraction to them. usually happens between women and their gays. gay guy: something weird happened gay guy: i believe ive fallen in love with her gay guy: but gay guy: no s-xual desire guy friend: yea right gay: i just […]

• hey fuck you buddy

  a funny, yet nicer way to say f-ck you or to offend your friends. me-“hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?” binjamin-“hey f-ck you buddy!” me-“well then suck on my sh-tlog in the toilet… and its blue!”

---