Tardment
a portmanteau or combination of words, created to mean a r-t-rded or unintelligible statement. r-t-rded+statement = tardment.
“you keep making tardments like that david, your girlfriend is going to think you have some kind of mental disorder.”
“shut up! i can’t help it if i sound stupid sometimes.”
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