Tarnishing Your Spud


when a male is masturbating, he -j-c-l-t-s, but the fast, steady, rythmic motion of his hand keeps propelling itself automatically, so that the s-m-n ejected gets smeared all over the partic-p-nt’s p-n-s.
i bet you were tarnishing your spud.

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