tartan suitcase
the bag that one keeps all their vintage vhs p-rno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a vhs player. this suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage p-rn, including but not limited to;
– looped guitar riffs
– vintage hirsute pubis
– pregnancy themed p-rn
brad was so excited, he’d packed the vhs player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the tartan suitcase.
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