Tasty cakes
delicious weed
let’s have some tasty cakes in kai’s room, 8pm tonight.
the name given to the weakest person in a cabin or group that is s-xually abused by the others
“did you see that tasty cakes in cabin 4?!”
“i want a peice of tasty cake’s -ss”
an adjective, meaning something is of excellent quality, soft and moist with a creamy centre
that’s a totally tastycakes plan!
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s -n-s, and she immediately sh-ts out a c-m swirrled p–p log, resembling a swiss cake roll.
i had to stop myself from packaging that tasty cake she just gave birth to.
term of endearment for s-xual partner/lover
my tastycake is “all the good things wrapped up in one”!
mood killer.
when your having hot intimate p-ssionate s-xy s-x and the girl, or woman shouts tastycake right before the male is about to have an amazing -rg-sm. he then becomes soft and limp.
ex: uhh uhhh uhhhhhhh babyyyyyyyyyyy.tastycake.
f-ck you b-tch
when a man inserts cake into a woman’s v-g-n- then a naked midget eats her out while the woman is taking a sh-t.
lets go try a tasty cake in the bathroom.
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