taunton cream
the process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local dunkin donuts) and then -j-c-l-t-ng inside of the doughnut after f-cking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.
alex: “hey nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?”
nick: “i gave brandan a taunton cream and he loved it! haha.”
peter: “lets taunton cream nate when he’s high!”
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