taxi park
the act of parallel parking by nosing directly into the sp-ce between two parked cars, driving the front wheels up over the curb and onto the sidewalk, and then dropping them back down over the curb, back onto the street. perfected by drivers of checker cabs in a hurry. warning: this tactic only suitable for a large ghetto cruiser as it tends to trash the front suspension.
bill’s tranny wouldn’t go into reverse, so he taxi parked, right in front of a cop.
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