teah
a word describing the best thing that has ever happened to anyone, and meaning the most gorgeous thing in the entire universe.
i found a teah the other day. it was pretty rewarding.
easily the best person ever to have as a girlfriend. she knows how to cook, dance, draw, and sing and can always put a smile on your face. possibly the best cuddler in the universe.
have caution, however: she will often bite to show affection.
my right arm was bitten off at the shoulder when i started dating my girlfriend, but it was well worth it because she’s teah.
the level of sheer awesomeness that occurs when the awesome meter is broken. resides far, far below suck level green (corndogs). used when inferior words like awesome, amazing, incredible, etc are just not enough.
“that party was f-cking teah.”
“dude that girl was hot and awesome but only madi is teah.”
she’s beautiful, great and can easily get any boy she wants. of course no one can be more awesome then her, most definitely not kian.
oh i’m glad i had teah although the other one, not so much.
she’s beautiful, great and can easily get any boy she wants. of course no one can be more awesome then her, most definitely not kian.
oh i’m so glad i had her she’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me! i hate that other child! i should name the girl teah!
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