Team Michael


a s-xual maneuver where the male lubricates his p-n-s with jell-o or a similar gelatin-esque substance and proceeds to penetrate his partner -n-lly untill -j-c-l-t–n. at which point he will proceed to eat the jell-o and all that remains out of his partners -n-s.
the team michael is usually only performed once by any given party.

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