tech karma


a measure for how capable/lucky someone is with computers, gadgets and other technology. at one end of the scale, it’s the buddha-like ability to bend technology to your will and get it to do amazing things. at the other end, it’s people who can crash an ipad just by looking at it.
scarlett’s been through 3 laptops already this year – she has terrible tech karma.

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