technical tajiki
a person who talks using definitions straight from a book, or talks in a way which no one understands (aka sat vocab).
bryan- ali can you p-ss me the sugar please?
ali- technically, it’s monoglucose straight from centrioles in the chloroplasts of a plant.
bryan- p-ss me the f-cking sugar technical tajiki.
ali- here’s the monoglucose.
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