technoatheist
1. a person who realizes that there is no supreme form of technology, they all suck in their own special way.
antonym: tech-evangelist
2. a mildly amusing half-wit
oh g-d, it was horrible. i was stuck at a table with a guys who were endlessly arguing about how their flavor of os was far superior to the other two. fortunately, a technoatheist showed up and murdered them with the broken shards of a vic-20.
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