technofossil


descriptions of any person born before 1990 trying to up/download or other wise use current cell phone or computer devices..
i tried to explain boomerang to my mom yesterday, she is a technofossil.

my older sister called and she is trying to snapchat her kids. she is such a technofossil.
get a mug for your dad abdul.

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