Technologically illiterate
someone who doesn’t know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.
mother: honey, where’s the sp-ce bar?
teen: mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
mother: oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
teen: -sighs- mom, you are so technologically illiterate.
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