Ted Mosby-ed


when you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.
“dude i messed up last night, i brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally ted mosby-ed her mid makeout session. she just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left.”

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