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  an insult that can be used as an alternative to “f-ck me” or “f-ck me sideways” and can avoid actions that look like f-cking someone sideways. also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an -ss or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful s-x. -why the h-ll […]

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• Fuck the Mule

  a variant of the popular card game “p-ss the ace.” in this version, when you lose the last of your three bets, you have the option to buy one extra turn (f-ck the mule), usually for twice the price of one of the normal bets. dammit! i lost my last stack. that’s a big pot […]

• fuckwod

  someone who is basically a total, pure, piece of sh-t toms proved by simply living his life that he was a total f-ckwod. an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. he constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a sk-nkhoe or grow up […]

• Fuckyouology

  the study of the art of telling someone to f-ck off. “mommy, daddy, whats f-ckyouology?” “go f-ck yourself, son.” “thanks dad!”

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