tef
dis iz a jamaican word which basicly means you theif/jack-ss/stealer/criminal
man 1. oi, manz a tef yu know, c how much sh-t he jacked frm dat boyz bag.
man 2. innit da-sa boye ting!
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an online acronym that is used when one fails completely at something. it means “total epic fail.”
joe: hey bob, how was your blind date with jennifer?
bob: it was horrible. we sat in an awkward silence the whole night, and when i dropped her off i went in for a kiss but she backed away. then i went home and saw i had spinach stuck in my teeth. tef.
temporary enemy flag
ie. soandso got a tef from killing the rebel surface marshall.
short for the tea-cup evacuation fund. if a national disaster was to occur then all tea-cups would be evactuated before humans.
a giant carrot! evacuate the tea-cups.
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