Telarping


the act of texting your best friend, while drunk, and talking about the most random subjects that do not make sense in such detail that you forget what the original subject was in the whole first place.
bff: “i do not get what the swirly thing is”
me: “barber”
bff: ” oh, thats what i thought”
me: “are we really still telarping?”

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