the lost art of telepathically entering a woman’s v-g-n-l region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.
if your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus!
s-xting, phone s-x, cybers-x, sending dirty pictures, or any form of s-xual expression facilitated by modern technology.
my girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we’re mostly limited to telecoitus.

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