telefungus
the “creeping crud” one tries to avoid while speaking on a public telephone. usually found on the mouthpiece but may also be found on the handle of the phone or the b-ttons on the phone panel or left on bottles and snotrags near rhe phone panel.
yuk! what is this glop on the phone? ohmygaaaaad, it’s a telefungus!
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