Tentacle Nipples
1. a horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one’s nipples in correlation with one’s b-tchy emotions. the tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.
2. a nickname for one who suffers from said condition.
i wouldn’t go for him if i were you; he has tentacle nipples.
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